WEBVTT
1
00:00:07.704 --> 00:00:08.939
(exclaims)
2
00:00:08.939 --> 00:00:12.208
(alarm clanking)
3
00:00:12.208 --> 00:00:14.160
(yawns)
4
00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:15.419
(grunts)
5
00:00:15.419 --> 00:00:18.002
(upbeat music)
6
00:00:19.140 --> 00:00:20.960
And cue the crazy old lizard.
7
00:00:20.960 --> 00:00:22.840
Good morning, Mr. Moon.
8
00:00:22.840 --> 00:00:25.200
I've got Judith from the bank on line two.
9
00:00:25.200 --> 00:00:26.660
Actually, I'm gonna have to call her back.
10
00:00:26.660 --> 00:00:29.420
My theater's been going through some pretty rough times.
11
00:00:29.420 --> 00:00:30.820
So what do I do?
12
00:00:30.820 --> 00:00:31.721
A car wash?
13
00:00:31.721 --> 00:00:33.304
(thudding)
14
00:00:33.304 --> 00:00:35.637
(squeaking)
15
00:00:36.760 --> 00:00:37.593
No.
16
00:00:37.593 --> 00:00:41.360
My next show is gonna be, drum roll please...
17
00:00:41.360 --> 00:00:43.350
A singing competition!
18
00:00:43.350 --> 00:00:44.930
Who wants to see another one of those?
19
00:00:44.930 --> 00:00:45.763
Everyone!
20
00:00:45.763 --> 00:00:48.890
Your neighbor, the grocery store manager, that chicken!
21
00:00:48.890 --> 00:00:49.730
Right there!
22
00:00:49.730 --> 00:00:51.940
Real talent, from real life.
23
00:00:51.940 --> 00:00:55.933
That's what audiences want and I'm gonna give it to 'em!
24
00:00:58.091 --> 00:01:01.112
♪ Do you ever feel, feel so paper-thin ♪
25
00:01:01.112 --> 00:01:02.112
I'm Mommy!
26
00:01:03.083 --> 00:01:04.790
Norman, would you please tell them
27
00:01:04.790 --> 00:01:05.870
what a good singer I am?
28
00:01:05.870 --> 00:01:07.470
Oh, yeah, you were great, Honey.
29
00:01:07.470 --> 00:01:10.070
By the way, the bathroom sink is blocked again.
30
00:01:10.070 --> 00:01:11.130
Bye, honey!
31
00:01:11.130 --> 00:01:11.963
(sighs)
32
00:01:11.963 --> 00:01:16.963
♪ In your mind, could you ever be really close to me ♪
33
00:01:17.069 --> 00:01:20.767
[Radio Dispatcher] 175 2nd Avenue--
34
00:01:20.767 --> 00:01:22.453
Hold it right there!
35
00:01:22.453 --> 00:01:25.040
Johnny, you were supposed to be keeping a look out!
36
00:01:25.040 --> 00:01:26.088
Sorry, Dad.
37
00:01:26.088 --> 00:01:29.219
♪ Happy Birthday ♪
38
00:01:29.219 --> 00:01:32.120
♪ To you ♪
39
00:01:32.120 --> 00:01:36.760
If I had a voice like Mina's, I'd be a superstar by now!
40
00:01:36.760 --> 00:01:37.859
Just singin'
41
00:01:37.859 --> 00:01:39.779
♪ Ooh, yeah happy ♪
42
00:01:39.779 --> 00:01:41.270
Sure you would, Grandpa.
43
00:01:41.270 --> 00:01:42.768
Now blow out your candles.
44
00:01:42.768 --> 00:01:44.067
(grunts)
45
00:01:44.067 --> 00:01:45.890
(trumpeting)
46
00:01:45.890 --> 00:01:47.728
How we doing with those fliers Miss Crawley?
47
00:01:47.728 --> 00:01:49.019
Oh good to go.
48
00:01:49.019 --> 00:01:50.769
♪ Oh ♪
49
00:01:52.460 --> 00:01:54.060
This will be the biggest hit show
50
00:01:54.060 --> 00:01:55.503
this city has ever seen.
51
00:01:57.310 --> 00:01:59.720
Everyone gets a shot at being a star,
52
00:01:59.720 --> 00:02:01.580
live on my stage!
53
00:02:01.580 --> 00:02:02.520
I'm here to win.
54
00:02:02.520 --> 00:02:03.530
That prize?
55
00:02:03.530 --> 00:02:04.462
It's mine!
56
00:02:04.462 --> 00:02:08.259
♪ Ra, ra, ah-ah-ah, ro-ma, ma-ma-ma-ah ♪
57
00:02:08.259 --> 00:02:10.557
♪ Yo, Humpty, you're really funny-lookin' ♪
58
00:02:10.557 --> 00:02:12.908
♪ That's alright, 'cause I get things cookin' ♪
59
00:02:12.908 --> 00:02:16.710
♪ Stay with me ♪
60
00:02:16.710 --> 00:02:17.630
Wow!
61
00:02:17.630 --> 00:02:20.208
♪ Run, like the wind ♪
62
00:02:20.208 --> 00:02:23.468
♪ Yeah ♪
63
00:02:23.468 --> 00:02:25.088
♪ Oh, my gosh ♪
64
00:02:25.088 --> 00:02:26.819
♪ Look at her butt ♪
65
00:02:26.819 --> 00:02:28.589
♪ Oh, my gosh ♪
66
00:02:28.589 --> 00:02:30.739
♪ Look at her ♪
67
00:02:30.739 --> 00:02:31.620
Are you OK?
68
00:02:31.620 --> 00:02:33.890
Oh, yes, I'm fine, thank you.
69
00:02:33.890 --> 00:02:34.723
How are you?
70
00:02:35.670 --> 00:02:36.750
This is it, folks!
71
00:02:36.750 --> 00:02:38.160
You'd better be ready to work harder
72
00:02:38.160 --> 00:02:41.270
than you've ever worked in your lives!
73
00:02:41.270 --> 00:02:43.430
Yes, that was very bad.
74
00:02:43.430 --> 00:02:45.710
You've got show the fire and desire!
75
00:02:45.710 --> 00:02:47.780
The fire went out a long time ago.
76
00:02:47.780 --> 00:02:49.930
You are not gonna believe what I did today!
77
00:02:51.640 --> 00:02:53.750
Dad, I don't want to be in your gang.
78
00:02:53.750 --> 00:02:54.804
I want to be a singer.
79
00:02:54.804 --> 00:02:57.012
How did I end up with a son like you?
80
00:02:57.012 --> 00:02:58.050
♪ You just gotta ♪
81
00:02:58.050 --> 00:03:01.230
This show is not gonna save your theater!
82
00:03:01.230 --> 00:03:03.421
Maybe it's time to move on.
83
00:03:03.421 --> 00:03:05.879
You know how much this means to us?
84
00:03:05.879 --> 00:03:09.520
♪ Just own the night ♪
85
00:03:09.520 --> 00:03:13.181
This stage is about to explode with major piggy power!
86
00:03:13.181 --> 00:03:16.850 line:15%
♪ Baby you're a firework ♪
87
00:03:16.850 --> 00:03:20.757 line:15%
♪ Come on let your colors burst ♪
88
00:03:20.757 --> 00:03:23.368 line:15%
♪ Make them go ah, ah, ah ♪
89
00:03:23.368 --> 00:03:25.400
You know what's great about hitting rock bottom?
90
00:03:25.400 --> 00:03:28.043
There's only one way left to go, and that's up!
91
00:03:29.188 --> 00:03:33.330
♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪
92
00:03:33.330 --> 00:03:35.812
This store will close in 15 minutes.
93
00:03:35.812 --> 00:03:38.312
(salsa music)
94
00:03:42.421 --> 00:03:46.254
(singing in foreign language)
95
00:03:53.490 --> 00:03:57.270
The lady in aisle six, that was awesome.
96
00:03:57.270 --> 00:03:59.687 line:15%
(applauding)