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(upbeat music)

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<v ->We are coming to you live from the nation's capital,</v>

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where the Barden University Bellas are performing

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for the President of the United States on his birthday.

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(upbeat music)

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♪ I came in like a wrecking ball ♪

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(fabric ripping)

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(audience gasping)

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<v ->Oh no.</v>

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She has no underwear on.

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<v ->Oh my god.</v>

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<v ->We have a commando situation.</v>

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She's turning.

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<v ->No!</v>
<v ->Brace yourself.</v>

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(audience gasping)

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(announcers screaming)

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(upbeat music)

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<v ->The Australian singer gave the President</v>

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a birthday gift from Down Under.

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<v ->The Bellas are suspended.</v>

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You're being replaced by the European champions.

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♪ We are victorious ♪

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<v ->We are the Sound Machine.</v>

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<v Woman>How we gonna compete with them?</v>

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<v ->I'm not supposed to have any ideas.</v>

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I'm the hot one.

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<v ->Um, I'm pretty sure I'm the hot one.</v>

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<v ->If we win the World Championships, will you reinstate us?</v>

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<v ->If you win it? (chuckling)</v>

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Oh, ho, ho.

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(upbeat music)

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<v ->Barden Bellas.</v>

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You are so tiny.

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<v ->We're gonna kick your ass.</v>

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<v ->Your team is like a, how do you say that?</v>

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A heated mess.

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A mess where heat is applied to it,

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so what once was little messy

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is now even messier.

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♪ Never trust a big butt and smile ♪

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♪ That girl is poison ♪

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♪ Here we go yo, here we go yo ♪

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♪ So what's, so what's the scenario? ♪

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<v ->Please just retire.</v>

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<v ->Did your accents get thicker?</v>

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Is that like an intimidation thing

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because World War II.

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<v ->Oh!</v>
<v ->Boom.</v>

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(inspirational music)

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When I look back on this,

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I won't remembering performing and competing.

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I'm gonna remember you weirdos.

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<v ->Me too.</v>

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<v ->Me too.</v>

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<v ->Me too.</v>

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(clapping rhythmically)

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Guys?

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There's gonna be some haters out there,

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and they're gonna look at us, Team USA,

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and be like, why is the most talented one Australian?

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♪ Who rules the world? ♪

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♪ Girls ♪

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♪ Who run this mother hard? ♪

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♪ Who run this mother hard? ♪

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<v ->These girls have broken down</v>

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every single barrier in their path.

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♪ Who run the world? ♪

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(audience cheering)

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(upbeat music)

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♪ You and me ♪

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♪ Ought to be running ♪

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♪ We run the world ♪

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<v ->What an inspiration to girls all over the country</v>

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who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.

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♪ Who run the world? ♪

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♪ Girls! ♪

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♪ We run this mother ♪

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♪ Girls! ♪

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♪ Girls! ♪